Our friend Alison organises the Nurse Maude (hospice) black tie fundraiser each year, and this year we went along.
I was wearing the same tux from college days, well, mostly the same tux. The shirt had shrunk (I’m sure it was that) so, got a new one of those. Then found out that the burglars had stolen my dress shoes, and the nice comfortable ones I used to have weren’t available any more :( Also, my trousers seemed to have shrunk too, at least around the waist. I’m sure it’s not that I eat too much and exercise too little. Can’t be that ;)